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'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
'I'll take the number 7.'
"I know a guy who does amazing things with water."
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'This one's for hair loss awareness.'
"One day, son, this will all be gone."
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'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
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"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
'I'll have the number three.'
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Rapunzel on prom night.
'...But I want to be miles away when the athletic trainer peels that tape off his hairy leg.'
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'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
Shortly thereafter, the Health Department closed down the Rapunzel cafe'.
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'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
"It's the shower drain again."
"I'm sorry, I'm washing my hare."
Dad on the History Channel.
Giving the Devil his 'do.
"You've done something with your hair."
"I've created a device that converts cat food directly into cat hair thereby eliminating the middle man!"
'I wish you would have come to see me sooner.'
'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'