Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'OK, Mr. Nurtz. Time to get you prepped for surgery.'
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairy, fur, shave, shaving cream, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, recurring problem, recurring problems, facial hair, beard, beards, halloween
The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.
Tags:dorian gray, portrait, portraits, portrait of dorian grey, oscar wilde, novel, novels, gothic, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics, coronavirus, image, images, year, years, one year on, 2020, 2021, hair, hairy, fed up, annoy, annoyed, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation, tired, national lockdown, national lockdowns
'Whatever you do, don't offer an extended warranty on that nose-hair trimmer.'
Tags:yeti, bigfoot, big foot, hair, hairy, hairs, trimmer, trimmers, trim, trims, trimmed, trimming, nose hair, nose, noses, nose hair trimmer, cut, cutter, cuts, cutting, warranty, extended warranty, hazard, hazards, risk, risky, losing money, loss of money, overuse, overused, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Employees must wear hair nets.
'...But I want to be miles away when the athletic trainer peels that tape off his hairy leg.'
Tags:bear, bears, injure, injures, injured, injury, injuries, tape, tapes, taping, taped, bandage, bandages, bandaged, bandaging, hair, hairs, hairy, leg, legs, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, sprain, sprains, sprained, ankle, ankles, peel, peels, peeling, peeled, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I'm getting used to this 'no haircut' thing."
Tags:caterpillar, caterpillars, hair, hairy, haircut, haircuts, get used to, getting used to, long, long hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdresser, hairdressers, closed, closure, closures, lockdown, lockdowns, adjust, adjusts, adjusting, adjustment, adjustments, new normal, the new normal, covid, covid-19, pandemic, pandemics
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
Tags:chia, chias, pet, pets, hair, hairs, hairy, growth, grow, grows, growing, bald, baldness, balding, sprout, sprouts, sprouting, breakthrough, breakthroughs, startle, startles, startling, before, after, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, cure, cures, curing, curer, curers, close to home
Bald lie. Hairy truth
'Before we discuss the side effects, Mrs. Gimler, I need to know if the hormone therapy is helping your mood.'
"I want you to see a botanist."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical, hair, hairy, botanist, botanists, men, man, science, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments
'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
Dad on the History Channel.
The Beard in the Stone
"You need to grow your face back first."
At the local beards anon meeting
"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"
Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?
"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"
"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, beard, beards, facial hair, hairy, long hair, hair, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, customer, customers, soup, soups, hipster, hipsters, untidy, unkempt, unsanitary, unhygienic, food safety
It's a windy day!
Where bikini wax comes from.
'There, there, Mrs Hornsby. Many women your age go through menopausal facial hair growth.'
"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"