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"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."
"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"
"There comes a point in a man's life when he just has to stop and say, 'O.K., I have hair on my back.'"
"You haven't lost hair, hon. You've just reassigned it."
"Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair."
'In about a month you'll be growing thick black hair.'
Feeling guilty about breaking up with Susan after just two dates, Brad made things easier by wearing his Hideous Back Hair Toupee to the beach.'
'The male pattern baldness is genetic, but your dense lower back hair appears to be a gypsy curse.'
Man with Shave Me on his hairy back.
'Tattooing your resume on your back is a little odd, but what bothers me is that I'm unable to read it due to all the hair.'
Mowing His Hairy back.
Shampoos for...Straight hair, Curly hair, Back hair.
'I'm prescribing Rogaine for your head and Roloss for your back.'
'When he said his best feature was his hair, I didn't think he meant on his chest, his back and in his ears!'
'Where were you when I was into macrame?'
'Not too much off the back.'
'Oh, for pity sakes, I've seen backhair before!'
"When you said you were growing a ponytail, were you talking about with your back hair?"