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"Did you wax your chest or did someone at the office have to use the AED on you again?"
'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'
Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.
'When he said his best feature was his hair, I didn't think he meant on his chest, his back and in his ears!'
'Ok, it is your appearance, that's why I'm leaving you. See, I just never liked hairy chests on my men.'
Bad hairy chest day.
'When I get abs, do I have to shave my chest?'
'The beef stew will put hair on your chest, and the chili will take it back off.'
Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'
'Bad hairy-chest day.'
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