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'If it's a game of two halves, how come you're on your third pint?'
The Director at Intermission
"It looks like you'll be gone by half-time."
"This ref really loves his brass band."
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'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'
'I first realized he was dead when he didn't go to the refrigerator at half time.'
"We'll swop at half time."
How many ways can a coach say 'get the ball and score some points'.
'Look outside, it's a full moon? It's not yet full time in the football, Pamela-my-heart's-delight!'
'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'
'The doctor will see you during half-time.'
Wordplay: Half Time.
'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'
'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'
'See you at halftime.'
'They're renegotiating their contracts with the team owner during half time.'
'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'
'It's not half-time yet!'
Superbowl halftime at the sewage treatment plant.
'The ice-cream lady has a better voice than the opera singer!'
"Yes, dear, yes dear, but I have some serious ass-chewin' to do..."
Accountant watching a game during working hours.
This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!
Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.
'All right, then, let's get out there and show them O's what we've got!'