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It's not you, Tom. It's your, ah, um...'
'Garlic is great protection against a cold...because no-one will come near you!'
'Lemon and water is great for digestion, but not for your early morning greeting.'
'Yes, this craft is 'environment friendly', the only emissions it puts out is a little bad breath.'
'Has anyone ever told you that you have really bad broth?'
'No offense taken. Believe me, you're not the first person to tell me my breath smells like death.'
'Do you have any mints? I can't go back to work with toilet water on my breath.'
'Yes, we all have dog breath, but yours not only offends humans, it's offensive to dogs, too.'
'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'
'Blah! You have duck breath!'
'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'
'Phew! Hibernation breath!'
'I smell fish.'
'Darling, remember to brush your teeth after dinner...'
Just Fed the Kids.
'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'
'If you've been doing housework all day, how come you still have 'morning mouth'?'
'Could you switch me to the night shift? -- All this morning breath is getting to me!'
"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath."
I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.
"I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the smell of your breath."
Dog Insults - 'Hey, humans breath!'