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Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'
'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'
Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.
Peter Peter's House.
Where candy corn comes from...
Gingerbread House out of Candy.
'Put your head upon my shoulders...'
'What did the little girl in the witch cosume do when you said you were all out of candy?'
Saaaaaay, you're kind of old to be trick or treating aren't you?
'With people already so tense and jumpy these days, Halloween isn't much fun anymore!'
"Oh, stop horsing around, Morty."
Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'
'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'
'I'm turning fifty, balding and thirty pounds overweight. Quite frankly, I can't think of anything scarier than that'
Mr Potato's Halloween Surprise.
What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.
'Let's see...he's got a bag...he's wearing a mask...he said 'No tricks'...he must think it's halloween!'
'So much for turning out the lights to the Halloweeners don't come looking for sweets.'
'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'
Ghost calls 'trick or treaters' amateurs.
'What are YOU dressed as?' 'Life imitating art.'
'Well thank you Igor!! I spend all night making small talk with the blonde and Mr. googly eyes has to show up!!'
'Damn! We get tricks before we can give out trreats!'