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'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'
With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.
'Listen, I'm grateful to be alive at all, I just think it's shoddy work...I mean, would it have killed him to make the bolts flush with my neck?'
Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'
'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'
'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
"I'm North Korea. He's Iran."
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Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.
The Witch Sisters Fmaily Picture
Traffic Cone Monsters
"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."
"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
"It's more than one kid. You better cut the watermelon into pieces."
'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'
"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"
Tags:monster, monsters, creak, creaks, creaky stairs, creaky house, overactive imagination, overactive imaginations, old house, old houses, old property, old properties, nightmare, nightmares, night-mare, night-mares, halloween, halloweens, phobia, phobias, scared of the dark, night terror, night terrors, imagination, imaginations
'Lick or treat!'
'Needs more kale.'
'Wow, what a hothead!'
"I just don't think we're cut out for seasonal work..."
'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
Tags:halloween, pumpkins, knife, stabbing, misunderstanding, misconception, misconceptions, stabbings, knives, pumpkin, pumpkin carving, pumpkin carvings, halloweens, jack o lantern, jack 'o' lantern, jack-o-lantern, jack o lanterns, jack 'o' lanterns, jack-o-lanterns, decoration, decorations, decorating