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"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
'It may already be too late.'
"I was in the details, and it was boring."
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."
The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'
'Come on - don't be such a grouch. The supply department said it's only until the next order of wings and halos arrive.'
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'Second fastest gun in the west.'
"Oh, that's what those are for!"
'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'
'Don't laugh, you're next. St Peter says these new units are more energy efficient.'
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'
'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'
'The last thing I remember is being dragged to some dumb recital I said I wouldn't be caught dead at!'
"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"
"And there's no charge for using the minibar."
"Keep it down up there!!"
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"It's HIM, are you in...?"
'I'm picking up way more channels than I ever did with just the halo.'
"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"
"All right, so there's been a mistake. Deal with it!"
"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."