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Hamlet meets autocorrect
"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
Early divorce settlement
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"Alas, poor Bozo."
Hamlet And Yorick The Prequel
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
"Panelist, or moderator, that is the question...."
"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."
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'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'
"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."
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"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." "Hey! I'm a beggar!"
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"Somebody ought to tell him that 'poor'Yorick' gag wasn't even funny the first time he pulled it."
"Then we're in agreement. There's nothing rotten in Denmark. Something is rotten everywhere else."
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Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.
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"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."
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'To be or not to be - well yes, but what about coma, trance, vegetative states, reincarnation, near death experience, cryogenics?'
Hamlet: An Early Draft
'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'
Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime
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'I wish they wouldn't insist on using the abridged text.'
''... or not to be'!'
Shakespeare in the 21st century... 'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...'
"I wasn't murdered, Hamlet. I just came back to encourage you to go to medical school."
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