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That dolphin drinks like a fish.
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
Darn you, you stupid hammer!
How Arthur really became king.
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"HEY! You two can't just come in here and eat all the peanuts without at least ordering a drink!"
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'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'
'On the other hand, he's very good at Chinese Checkers.'
'He heard a voice saying, 'if you build it, they will come.''
'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'
"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"
'Ok..Up we get..It's time to make up your bed!'
'You pie-eyed piper!'
'My Mom says all artists have to suffer.'
'We'll do your hat tomorrow!'
Humpty Dumpty at the doctors, cracks
'You hold the nail.I keep hitting my fingers.'
"As you requested, 'A bottle of something cheap by which to get thoroughly hammered'."
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"Ugh...I hope he doesn't start hitting on me."
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"I got tired of getting hammered."