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"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
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'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'
"Did you remember to get the Christmas hamper?"
Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.
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'Could you put that stuff in the largest basket? . . . It's for my boss.'
"We've packed the sandwiches and pop, but we've forgotten the most important thing: Mum."
'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'
'It's just till the itching subsides and the rash goes away.'
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'You foraged all the beer?!'
"Your purchasing agent is expecting me. I invited him to have lunch today."
"Well, at least you remembered the bottle opener this time!"
'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'
Dinner for two in the great outdoors
"Baldo, put your clothes in the hamper."
'She must have my clothes marked. She knows if I've fished a shirt back out of the hamper.'
'Percy comes on all our picnics. Saves bringing a hamper!'
'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'
"I just love the commercial aspect of Christmas..."
A picnic hamper surrounded by food.
"The Christmas hamper you've been paying five pounds a week for since last January has just arrived, luv."
'Never fails. Every time we have a picnic, we get humans.'
"I wonder who changed that sign?"