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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'
"Take my hams, I want to lose them. Take my slaws, I'll never use them."
Tags:deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, food, ham, hams, slaw, slaws, coleslaw, coleslaws, deli counter, deli counters, food shopping, grocery shopping, music, musician, musicians, jazz, swing, musical instrument, musical instruments, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos, lyrics, song, songs, song lyrics, famous song, famous songs, famous lyrics, fusion, dinner theatre, dinner theater
'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'
'I think I pulled a hamstring.'
"It's meat...is that ewe?"
"She was right....I AM a pig!"
"This ham bone did not have much meat on it by the time I met it, but it tasted of meat, and for that I am eternally grateful."
'NO!!!! I'm NOT going into business with you!!'
"And what can I get for you, hamsome?"
'Here's the sale coupon that says 'two for one' so you don't overcharge us.'
"I ordered ham, but I think the cook spammed me."
'What? . . .When you cross a hospital vehicle with a pig?. . .A Hambulance!'
Ham on Rye
The Company That Makes That Gelatinous Stuff Found on Canned Hams.
They were never seen again.
'What are you wearing?'
Injury Reports - Pulled Hamstrings.
Tags:sports, sporty, sportsmen, sportsmen, athlete, athletes, sports injury, sport injuries, pig, pigs, piglet, piglets, ham, hams, hamstring, hamstrings, injury list, injury lists, team, teams, pulled hamstring, pulled hamstrings, sporting injury, sporting injuries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Alls I know is that a cow is missin'! We don't care which one of you hamheads went to market or who stayed at home - We just wanna know what you did with the roast beef!
Tags:police, policemen, policeman, pig, pigs, cow, cows, farm, farms, nursery, rhyme, rhymes, interrogate, interrogations, interrogator, interrogators, roast, roasts, beef, beefs, missing, missin, lost, gone, disappear, disappeared, hamhead, hamheads, ham, hams, head, heads, market, markets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.
Tags:house proud, house pride, houseproud, housewife, housewives, house wife, house wives, cleaning, cleaning job, domestic, chore, chores, bath, baths, meat smell, meat smells, body smell, body smells, strange smell, strange smells, meaty smell, meaty smells, ham, hams, husband, husbands, wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging
"Easter is a holiday we resurrect the ham instead of the turkey."
"Sure I can cure you, but a word of warning, that will only make you twice as tasty."
Man & ham. A cautionary tale.
'I had swine flu but now I am cured.'