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"Now those bastards are getting a little taste of my life."
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Hamster Wheel Clothes Hanger
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'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'
'We've found the problem...'
"Of course there is. Don't forget the drippy thing."
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"It's the new self-driving model."
Screw You Buddy
Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'
"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."
"I'm working on my pet theory."
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"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."
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"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."
Hamster in a wheel with a personal trainer.
"I said no. Hamsters are a gateway pet."
With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare.
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' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'
"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."
Hamster wheel fairground ride
'... and power surges and outages don't affect this baby one bit.'
'Shtop laughing at my brashesh.'