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"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'
Kevin finds that one hand-out between 20 people makes for difficult reading.
"My ad clearly said I was looking for a friend with benefits, not on benefits."
Don't know enough to come in out of the rain - please help!
"It's not PBS. It's a pledge drive for the government."
Sock puppet needs hand up! Not hand out!
'Look, I'm not asking for a hand out, just a hand.'
"Sorry, I don't have any money, but I can give you some free minutes."
"No bailout, son. Didn't I tell you, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again'?"
"Sorry, I don't read palms."
Political fat cat with his hand stuck in the cookie jar.
"This is exactly why I oppose free hand-outs."