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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'
"...I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."
'Wouldn't you be better off without me?'
"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."
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"What is it Doc, I can handle it."
"I'm not either a control freak!"
"This show was made possible by a grant from Grandma."
Puppet call on hold.
'Please...in your own words.'
'But enough about me...'
'I'm constantly being manipulated.'
"The motion passes with a vote of three 'yeas' and two 'nays'."
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"How about a hand."
"You never said anything about a menage a trois!"
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"Mister Scruggles, here, handles second opinions."
"Don't encourage him, Colleen. . . They're all after the same thing!"
"For the last time - on this referendum you've got one vote like anybody else!"