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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
"Can you please identify which hand was mistakenly amputated."
'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Why don't you hail a cab? You always seem to have better luck than me.'
To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,
Tags:translate, translator, translation, handsign, hand, sign, language, languages, captain, captain kirk, kirk, computer, computers, internet, net, web, website, websites, live, long, prosper, die, suffer, command, commanding, commands, commander, gesture, gestures, gesturing, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Employees must pumice feet."
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Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand
Tags:shadow, shadows, puppet, puppets, puppetry, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, shadow puppetry, shadow animal, animal, animals, kid, kids, child, children, entertaining, reverse, reversed, reversal, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hand, hands, hand shadow
'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, priorities, priority
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'
'He didn't wash his hands.'
'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, fisticuffs, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, compliment, compliments, complimenting, complimented, punch, punches, punching, punched, soft skin, skin softener, skin softeners, cosmetic, cosmetics, smooth, smoothness, hand, hands, texture, textures, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."
"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
Tags:politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefs
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
"Anyone else having trouble drawing hands?"
Although adept at a great many other games, Muriel never quite got the hang of playing 'north' when invited over for bridge.
'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'