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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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'Son, that was just a white lie to get you to come with me ... They don't really hand out 3-D glasses at the ballpark.'
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"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."
'Help me. I have 3 mouths to feed.'
"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."
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Watch for Pedestrians.
No Shame. Please Help
"I gave at the office."
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"Will follow you on social media for food."
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"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
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Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!
'Success is relative, the more success the more relatives.'
Sock puppet needs hand up! Not hand out!
Free to a good home.
'Please take this flyer.'
'You need a lot more money.'
'Would you throw this away for me?'
'Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?'
'Look, I'm not asking for a hand out, just a hand.'
'It's a collection for the company. It's bankrupt.'