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"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."
"C'mon - it's not like I'm argyle!"
Punch, Judy and Socky
"Hey! Are you wearing a wedding ring?"
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"I'm afraid Mr. Bickles has some bad news."
Have you any age related symptoms?
"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."
"I feel like we're finally making progress."
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Daisy Chain of Fools
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"I told you we should have had separate trials."
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The Puppet Poop
"Think again. Is this perhaps how it really happened?"
'Have you met the head of internal communications?'
And now, for a rebuttal.
'I thought you said they had a celebrity chef.'
'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'
Hand Puppet Strip Club
Do you need a hand?
"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."
Tags:puppet, puppets, puppeteer, puppeteers, handpuppet, handpuppets, hand puppet, hand puppets, sock puppet, sock puppets, multiple personalities, multiple personality disorder, dissociative identity, dissociative identity disorder, office party, office parties, awkward, awkwardness, uncomfortable, mental illness, mentally ill, discomfort, cocktail party, cocktail parties, stand out, stands out, standing out
'While I admit to being the C.E.O., the actual fraud was carried out by my right hand, Mr. Puppeto.'
"...I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."
"Normally I like men who talk with their hands."
"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."