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"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicaps
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
'I can do it! I'm walking!'
"Blind. Help me buy a doberman pinscher to kill those more fortunate than me"
Tags:panhandle, panhandler, panhandling, panhandled, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, sign, signs, disabled, disability, disabilities, handicapped, handicap, blind, blindness, homeless, homelessness, homeless shelter, food pantry, food bank, soup kitchen, unexpected, revenge, jealous, jealousy, unfair, unfairness, fortunate, unfortunate, violent, violence, retaliate, retaliation, vengeance, payback
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
'You're on your own from here...'
A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.
'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'
"It's a hassle, but I can use the handicapped-parking spots."
Tags:crash test, crash tests, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, handicapped, injured, injury, injuries, car crash, car crashes, handicap, tough job, tough jobs, job, jobs, complain, complaints, complaint, complaining, venting, parking, parking lot, parking spot, car park, drink, drinks, alcohol, bar, bars, pub, pubs, chat, chatting, benefits, job benefits, work perks, job perks
"Err, you'll have to forgive me...but I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to call you, I mean I don't want to cause offence... But is it 'disabled', 'handicapped' or perhaps 'differently abled'?"
Tags:label, labels, discriminate, discrimination, disabled, disability, interview, interviews, disabled community, ableism, prejudice, prejudices, euphemisms, cause offence, causing offence, give offence, giving offence, insensitive, insensitivity, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, individual, individuals, callous, callousness, handicap, handicaps, handicapped
Gluten free parking
Tags:diet, diets, healthy eating, gluten-free, gluten free, eating, healthy food, healthy foods, eating healthy, parking, parking spot, car park, car parks, parking lot, parking lots, handicapped parking, disabled parking, parking space, parking spaces, handicap, handicaps, handicapped, disabled, wages of sin, the wages of sin, politically correct, political correctness
'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'
Walk-in Clinic and Climb up Clinic.
Tags:walk-in clinics, walk-in clinic, walk in clinic, walk in clinics, doctors office, disabled access, doctor's office, health, seniors, senior, citizen, citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, accessibility, accessibility standards, handicap, disabilities, aging, limited mobility, ramps, easy access, building codes, climbing, rope climbing, inaccessible
"It's just a little death defect."
'I'm afraid I have to write you up, Rapunzel -- You're not handicapped-accessible.'
"We can't help you, but would you be interested in doing a poll about customer satisfaction?"
Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.
'You're right, you ARE as old as you feel.'
Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.
'Whatever's easier for you to carry.'
Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
Tags:history, historical, colonial, pirate, pirates, boat, boats, rowboat, rowboats, sailor, sailors, transportation, handicap, handicap parking, disabled parking, disabled parking, blue badge, parking, disabled, disability, dock, docks, port, ports, pier, piers, peg leg, wooden leg, cane, canes, vehicle, vehicles, commuting, commuter, commuters, parking space, parking spaces
'These pants are my handicap.'
"Calling the piano a black thing on three legs - that's incitement of racial hatred, mocking a disability and harassing an instrument."
Tags:piano, pianos, instrument, instruments, music, musical, keyboard, race, racial, hatred, incite, incitement, abuse, mock, mocking, disability, leg, legs, harass, harassing, politically, correct, pc, social, law, lawyer, judge, tolerance, toleration, intolerance, language, police, black, blacks, court, courtroom, legal, system, social norms, societal norms, politically correct, offense, offensive, mores, handicap, handicapped, hate, hatred, hating, mockery, make fun, making fun, joke, joking
"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golf bags, golf clubs, golfing equipment, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, excuses for losing, sore loser, golf excuses, psychiatrist, anthropomorphism, sore losers, golf score, golf scores, handicap, handicaps, complex, guilt complex, guilt complexes