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"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
Tags:olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputee, amputate, amputated, amputations, amputation, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicaps
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
'I can do it! I'm walking!'
'I love these senior citizen discounts.'
'You're on your own from here...'
A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.
Daddy No Legs
Gluten free parking
Tags:diet, diets, healthy eating, gluten-free, gluten free, eating, healthy food, healthy foods, eating healthy, parking, parking spot, car park, car parks, parking lot, parking lots, handicapped parking, disabled parking, parking space, parking spaces, handicap, handicaps, handicapped, disabled, wages of sin, the wages of sin, politically correct, political correctness
"Err, you'll have to forgive me...but I'm never quite sure what I'm supposed to call you, I mean I don't want to cause offence... But is it 'disabled', 'handicapped' or perhaps 'differently abled'?"
Tags:label, labels, discriminate, discrimination, disabled, disability, interview, interviews, disabled community, ableism, prejudice, prejudices, euphemism, euphemisms, cause offence, causing offence, give offence, giving offence, insensitive, insensitivity, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, individual, individuals, callous, callousness, handicap, handicaps, handicapped
'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'
Caveman chiselling a disabled wheel symbol from stone.
'Whatever's easier for you to carry.'
Crutches on the ski slopes.
'These pants are my handicap.'
"Let's discuss this feeling that you're always being blamed for bad golf scores!"
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golf bags, golf clubs, golfing equipment, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, excuses for losing, sore loser, golf excuses, psychiatrist, anthropomorphism, sore losers, golf score, golf scores, handicap, handicaps, complex, guilt complex, guilt complexes
'Congratulations! You broke two hundred!'
Art Museum Handicapped Parking Signs.
Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.
"The doctor say it isn't deafness, exactly -- he thinks Leonard has a listening impediment."
Tags:deaf, deafness, hear, hears, hearing, listen, listens, listening, impediment, impediments, handicaps, handicap, disability, disabilities, disabled, ignore, ignores, ignoring, impatient, impatience, importance of listening, diagnosis, diagnoses, euphemism, euphemisms, wife, husband, doctor, patient
"I tell you what, a broken tail is a major handicap..."
"Well yes, technically, it's just a broken nose, but for me, it's a real handicap: I can't feed myself anymore..."
"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"
Tags:leg, legs, length, short, shortness, long, leg-length, inequality, growth, spurt, symmetrical, development, developmental, embryology, limb-bud, limb, limbs, biology, forelimb, hindlimb, bud, apical, ectodermal, ridge, aer, skeleton, cartilage, orthopaedics, correction, hormone, hormones, height, research, doctor, doctors, handicap, handicaps, deform, deformity, deformities, handicapped, stunted
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'