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"Excuse me, have you heard how great I am?"
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Too Much Money
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"That's all we get around here: Gimme, gimme, gimme."
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"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."
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"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."
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"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."
"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
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"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
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"Be that way, Marilyn. You weren't sneering at me when I was managing your portfolio."
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Government cheese and crackers.
"Sorry—I live in a parallel universe."
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"I said we need to get back on track - financially."
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'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'
Fight Crime - Give Generously
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Urban Gorilla
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Have U had an accident? Please take one.
The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible,but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances.
'Let's see if you qualify for a handout. How many nuts do you have currently, and where are they buried?'
"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."
'Help me. I have 3 mouths to feed.'
"No, but I can give you an unfunded mandate."
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'Work. The era of big government and handouts is over.'
"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."
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