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"Now I can talk on the phone and trample people to death at the same time."
"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."
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'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'
"You have the right to one hands-free phone call."
"I'm putting you on speaker - it's essential for everyone to hear our conversation."
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It's alright darling, I'm driving hands free
Early Hands-Free Devices
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"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"
"May I have your attention? If you find something crunchy in your soup, please don't chew it. My Bluetooth fell off my ear."
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"Duct taping your phone to your head isn't smart, it's being cheap. Go buy a bluetooth."
"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"
"I've found it's a lot easier to talk and swim with a fins-free device."
"Are you hands-free or does your mom still hold your hand when you cross the street?"
"Will I be issued a hands-free device?"
"I don't understand it! The dealership told me it was hands-free!"
'Is that a variation of Google Glass?'
'I want a phone that is completely hands-free. I like to practice my juggling when I drive.'
'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'
'I have a hands-free set too...'
'This is my hands-free Friday. I'll take a look and write a prescription, but I'm not touching you!'
'It's paws-free with collar i.d. and doorbell ringtones!'
"I was just saying how well we...you know...communicate."
'Bluetooth was the only answer. Do you have any idea how many cell phones I dropped with these useless arms?'