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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, irony
"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"
Tags:laptop, laptops, tech, technological, computer, computers, monitor, monitors, screen, screens, escape, escaped, escapes, key, horror, horrors, movie, movies, film, films, reference, pop culture, cinema, horror genre, horror movie, keyboard, keyboards, qwerty, hand, hands, haunt, haunts, haunted, haunting, scare, scared, scary, halloween
'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'
'Can you believe I was open for six months, and not one single client?!?'
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Why don't you hail a cab? You always seem to have better luck than me.'
Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand
Tags:shadow, shadows, puppet, puppets, puppetry, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, shadow puppetry, shadow animal, animal, animals, kid, kids, child, children, entertaining, reverse, reversed, reversal, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, hand, hands, hand shadow
'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'
Tags:palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, priorities, priority
'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, fisticuffs, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, compliment, compliments, complimenting, complimented, punch, punches, punching, punched, soft skin, skin softener, skin softeners, cosmetic, cosmetics, smooth, smoothness, hand, hands, texture, textures, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'He didn't wash his hands.'
"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
A man and horse touch hands during a prison phone call.
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
Tags:politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefs
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputation, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the law
"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
Octopus Shadow Puppets
'Go ahead honey. Put your hands in the hands of the man who stills the waters.'
Elevator out of order, full of people.
"You have repetitive motion injury."
"Sounds like an obsessive-compulsive disorder. Normal people don't spend that much time washing their hands."
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock
Tags:clock, clocks, innovation, use what you have, use what you got, if you've got it use it, hands, hands of the clock, time, times, medieval, medieval punishment, punishment, punished, punishing, stocks, in the stocks, pillory, arms, arm, visual gag, visual joke, numeral, numerals, bad job, bad jobs, murphy's law, murphys law, sods law, sod's law, criminal, criminals, criminal punishment, feudal, feudalism, public, public display