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"Does it sound funny? Well, it's one of those hands free phones."
'This new headset is great. I can eat and drink while I drive.'
"You have the right to one hands-free phone call."
Bluetooth User - Nutter.
It's alright darling, I'm driving hands free
Early Hands-Free Devices
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'Can I have a hands-free phone?'
"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"
'Do you carry hands-free cellphones?'
"Duct taping your phone to your head isn't smart, it's being cheap. Go buy a bluetooth."
"May I have your attention? If you find something crunchy in your soup, please don't chew it. My Bluetooth fell off my ear."
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"How can a hands-free phone be dangerous? I just don't see it!"
"Are you hands-free or does your mom still hold your hand when you cross the street?"
"It's perfectly safe ? I've switched to hands-free." (Driver steers with his feet while talking on mobile phone).
"Will I be issued a hands-free device?"
"I don't understand it! The dealership told me it was hands-free!"
'Is that a variation of Google Glass?'
'You fool! I told you to use your hands free!'
'I want a phone that is completely hands-free. I like to practice my juggling when I drive.'
Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?
To the delight of the other patrons, Charles gets an unexpected visit from the bluetooth fairy.
'I really like hands-free technology, but now, what do I do with these?'
'I have a hands-free set too...'
Thoughts in Traffic