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"What say you just buzz me in tonight, honey?"
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Pig kisses frog - and turns into a warthog.
"So, Rapunzel, I see you're still playing the field."
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"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"
'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'
"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."
Tags:mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, rapunzel, fairy tale, fairy tales, handsome prince, handsome princes, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, beard, beards, long beard, long beards, bearded, newspaper, newspapers, loon, loons, looney, insane, insanity, tower, towers, locked away, hermit, hermits, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, mentally ill, mental illness, mental illnesses
Rapunzel climbs the tower.
"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."
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The prince reconsiders...'Is waking sleeping beauty with a kiss sexual harassment?'
'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'
Beauty and the Beast
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Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair.
In a rage of jealousy, Cinderella's sisters turn ugly.
"Well, yes it fits. But since I've seen her without her make up and glad rags, I'm not sure I still fancy her."
"I'll come back when you ditch the eighties-hair, Rapunzel.
Bull Frog: 'I'll be the best prince ever! I'll bring prosperity to the land and stability to the economy.'
Kissing Frogs Lottery.
'Hey! No Tongues!'
'Um, guitar. What kind of hero were you looking for?'
The first princess to kiss me liked frogs' legs.
'No offense but you look awful with short hair.'
'....happily ever after...AFTER what?'
'One kiss will turn me into a prince. But you won't like the stretch marks.'
'Frankly, Earl, if I had realized that you were a toad instead of a frog, I never would have kissed you!'