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"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
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Although he had a face like a camel, Roy sure had a way with the ladies.
"Turns out he had the body of a much younger man—in his fridge."
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'I'm happy you're a real boy now, Pinocchio. . . the thing is, I only like guys with huge noses.'
"The guy who wants to be my boyfried has the body of a god - buddha."
Try as they might, the female manatees could not keep from ogling Ivan and his six-pack.
"Frankly. I find the term 'lumbersexual' to be offensive. I prefer the term 'timber dick.'"
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'As it's women and not men who wear make-up, that must mean men are naturally prettier.'
Well if I'm thick skinned, and beauty's skin deep - that makes me pretty damn attractive.
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"I hope my next husband looks better in a tux than you do."
'Tall and dark, yes - but do you call this handsome!?'
Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.
'It was love at first sight Mum: Who could resist such a handsome fellow ?'
'Yeah, handsome over.'
'You are the fairest one of all. But let's face it, you're still a bulldog.'
'That's not a mirror, that's a picture of Mel Gibson.'
'You're right: A good personality and sense of humour are important as frankly, they all look alike to me...'
'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'
'I'm looking for a man just like you - only taller, more handsome and richer.'
Looking in the mirror
Looking in the mirror
Velvety. And so was the wine.
'You don't really have the qualifications or experience for this job. However, we're willing to overlook all that based on that great head of hair.'
'Oh, Love - You got a bold patch.'
White vain man