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"You were always subject to change without notice."
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"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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"Here comes Howard now!"
Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.
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"Take. Your. Time!"
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Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.
The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance
"If I were beached, could I do this?"
'It's a good skill to have - the board expects them for us all the time.'
'Your head weighs 36 pounds, same as your feet.'
"Man up! Stop moanin' and learn to stand on your own hands."
"Well sir, if you look at it like this we're actually up this quarter!"
Sobriety Test for Circus Performers
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'OK, Mr. Ramsey, it says here that you have terrible pain in both feet when you walk. Well, let's take a look.'
Graceful, for a big man....
"Watch out for the low beams!"
"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"
"Stand still, for God's sake, we're trying to give you a kiss."
'I don't want to ride you, Hawthorne, but I'd say you've got a serious attitude problem.'
'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'
'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'
'I can see your udder-wear.'
Looks like there's a new guy in town.