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"The problem is that your trap is one big macaroni."
Thor's Other Tools
Tags:thor, germanic mythology, lightning god, god of lightning, god of thunder, thunder god, builder, builders, handy man, handy me, handy-man, handy-men, handyman, handymen, hammer, hammers, thors hammer, thor's hammers, tool, tools, spirit level, spirit levels, tape measure, tape measures, caulk gun, caulk guns, caulking guns, sealing gun, sealing guns, carpentry, carpenter, carpenter, diy tools, diy
"I'm here to fix the lasagne."
Man Lifting Heavy Block
Tags:think outside the box, thinking outside the box, problem solve, problems solving, fourth wall, the fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, perspective, perspectives, different perspective, different perspectives, cube, cubes, heavy, lifting, heavy lifting, handyman, handymen, do it yourself, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, easy way out, solution, solutions, creative, creativity
'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'
"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."
"I was I had a house like yours so I could do something nice with it."
'Okay fine, I'll fix the hole in the roof.'
"After we have sex but before I kill you, I'm going to need your help with some shelves."
Tags:praying mantis, praying mantises, manual labor, manual labour, kill, kills, killing, killings, killer, killers, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, insect, insects, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, married life, marriage, marriages, married lives, useful, techincal, shelving, shelving unit, shelving units, assemble, assembles, assembling, assembly, shelves, build, builds, handyman, handymen
Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .
"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"
Father-in-law - Break glass in case of emergency
'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'
...and then he said, he knew how to put together the wardrobe and refused to read the instructions!
"We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!"
'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'
A guy needs his fence fixed and a Fencing person turns up for the job, sword and all - 'Are you here for the fencing job...?'
"Just clean out the gutters, Tony, and point the chimney."
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, haircut, haircuts, hair cut, hair cuts, hairstyle, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairdresser, hairdressers, gutter, gutters, maintenance, house maintenance, chimney, chimneys, handwork, handyman, handymen, absurd, mason, masons, masonry, home repair, home repairs
"Would you prefer me to hover over you silently or awkwardly try to make small talk?"
Tags:maintenance, handyman, handymen, basement, basements, boiler, boilers, hot water heater, hot water heaters, water tank, water tanks, water heater, water heaters, plumber, plumbers, awkward, over your shoulder, small talk, social skill, social skills, socialising, socialize, socialized, socialised, socializing, repairmen, repairman, repair men, repair man
Plumbing Co - we repair what your husband fixed.
Handyman painting in a zoo, He is using a snake as a safety rope.
"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, food truck, food trucks, food cart, food carts, food van, food van, canteen, canteens, eating out, dining out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, customer service, service, lunch, lunches, hot dogs, burgers, fries, coffee, drinks, ice cream, wagon, wagons, vehicle, vehicles, truck, trucks, lorry, lorries, changing a tire, changing a tyre, tire, tires, tyre, tyres, repair, repairs, fixing, seat, seats, table, tables, wait, waiting, shortly, momentarily, side of the road, roadside, multi-tasking, jack-of-all-trades, handyman, handymen
"The only thing available right now is a handyman's special starter condo on Tier 19 that's just been reduced to three hundred seventy-dive thou, plus maintenance."
Tags:gated community, gated communities, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, handyman, handymen, special, specials, condo, condos, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, estate agency, saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heaven, heavens, property market, property markets
A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'
"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, fixing, repair, repairs, repairing, plumbing, plumber, plumbers, repairmen, repairman, handyman, handymen, technology, computer, computers, search engine, search engines, searching, search, searches, internet, online, know, knowing, understanding, knowledge, man, men, modern life