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"Fred is heterosexual, but I'd wish he'd be a little more blatant about it."
"You never did get rid of that chip on your shoulder did you Jenkins?"
Mental Baggage Claim
'If they didn't have any parents, who did they blame all their hang-ups on?'
"I heard that...you said, 'This relationship has serious issues.'"
"Look, let's agree that when I call and hang up, it means I just wanted to talk. If I need to talk talk, I'll eave a message."
"This relationship has serious phone issues."
"So you called my cell phone...and didn't leave a message?"
"Hello? ...Hello? Baldo? Is that you?"
Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.
"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."