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"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, hang, hanging, hangings, black hat, bad cowboy, villain, villains, song, songs, times square, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, new york, new york city, icon, icons, iconic
"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
"Lord knows we're given McCauley enough rope. Why hasn't he hung himself?"
Tags:expression, expressions, failure, failures, disappointed, disappointment, disappointments, success, succeed, hang, hung, boss, bosses, manager, managers, plenty of rope, enough rope, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, cutthroat environment, cutthroat environments
"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, hang, hanging, hangings, noose, lawyer, lawyers, frontier justice, crimes, justice
A man throws a stick for a dog to hang himself.
"Oh my goodness – you should not be standing on a rolly chair."
Tags:suicidal, killing yourself, hang, hanging, hanging yourself, hanging himself, danger, dangers, health and safety, health and safety in the workplace, health and safety gone mad, missing the point, miss the point, noose, nooses, hate your job, hate my job, colleague, colleagues, annoying colleague, annoying colleagues
"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."
Tags:hangman, games, game, childs games, childrens games, play, playing, child, children, childhood, modern childhood, precocious child, precocious children, death penalty, capital punishment, hang, hanging, state violence, moral stand, moral stands, abolish death penalty, abolish, liberal views, liberals, liberal, bleeding-heart liberal
A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
Tags:vote, votes, voting day, voting days, voting booth, voting booths, choice, choices, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, hang, hangs, hanging, suicidal, difficult choice, difficult choice, option, options, bad option, bad options, candidate, candidates, politician, politicians, democracy, democracies, democratic system, democratic traditions, least worst option, least worst options, lesser of two evils, two evils, compromise, compromises, compromising, compromise candidate, compromise candidates
'My lawyer got me a suspended sentence.'
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitor, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, cell, cells, cell mate, cell mates, suspended sentence, suspended sentences, suspend, suspends, suspending, suspended, suspension, suspensions, hang, hangs, hanging, hung, cellmate, cellmates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
Tags:parent, parents, parental, towel, towels, cloth, cloths, washing, line, lines, peg, pegs, clothes, hang, hangs, hanging, hanger, hangers, doctor, doctors, paternity, paternities, uncertain, uncertainty, confirm, confirms, confirmation, confirmations, doubt, doubts, thread, threads, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
Tags:handicapped, wheelchair access, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulates, regulated, accessible, accessibility, access, politically correct, political correctness, noose, nooses, hang, hangs, hanging, hangman, hangmen, disability act, disability acts, ramp, ramps, wheelchair ramp, wheelchair ramps
Chicken Little's speech problems were a source of misunderstandings, mockery and sadly, a loss of life.
Tags:chicken, chickens, little, littles, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, speech, speeches, impediment, impediments, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, mock, mocks, mockery, sad, sadly, hang, hangs, hanging, window, windows, cloud, clouds, fall, falls, falling, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
"Thanks a lot, Dr. Kevorkian, but I think I'd like a second opinion."
'My physio recommended I never take it off.'
"My three sons" on an off day...
Tags:sitcom, sitoms, american sitcom, american sitcoms, tv, tv family, tv families, 1960s sitcom, 1960s sitcoms, 1960s tv, 60s tv, son, sons, father, fathers, family, families, suicidal, commit suicide, suicide pact, suicide pacts, off day, bad day, bad time, bad times, hang, hanging, dead, death, dark humour, black humour, dark humor, black humor, gallows humor, gallows humour
"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."
"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, will, wills, testament, death, dying, died, die, death sentence, sentenced to death, kill, killed, ways to die, crimes, criminals, criminal, punish, punishments, law, laws, law and order, inherit, inheritance, murder, murdered, shot, shooting, gun, guns, electric chair, electrocuted, decapitated, hung, hang
"Oh, I'm sure that worthless husband of mine is hanging around somewhere."
"Of course I'm no expert, but wasn't that supposed to go the other way? I mean, did you even look at the directions?"