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"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."
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'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'
'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
Tags:parent, parents, parental, towel, towels, cloth, cloths, washing, line, lines, peg, pegs, clothes, hang, hangs, hanging, hanger, hangers, doctor, doctors, paternity, paternities, uncertain, uncertainty, confirm, confirms, confirmation, confirmations, doubt, doubts, thread, threads, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'I don't like you altitude, mister. Go to your hanger. You're grounded.'
Tags:simpler time, simpler times, fig leaf, fig leafs, fig leaves, dress, dresses, dress yourself, dressing yourself, fashion choice, fashion choices, closet, closets, adam, fashion choice, fashion choices, complicate, complicates, complicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, simple life, simple lives, hanger, hangers, clothes hanger, clothes hangers
Al the Locksmith.
Bat in the closet
"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"
'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'
'Would you mind not pushing all the clothes towards me while I'm looking through the rack?' 'I'm just giving you more to look at.'
'Whoa, look what Epstein is doing!'
Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.
Tags:strategic metals, non-strategic metals, weapon, tank, tanks, bomber, bombers, submarine, submarines, grenade, grenades, bombs, missile, missiles, metal, metals, household good, household goods, weapons, jet lane, tank, submarine, bomb, gun, hand grenade, household items, hanger, spoon, fork, pot, paper clip
Dryer elves at work.
Tags:elf, elves, dry, dryer, drier, dries, tumble, work, working, worker, works, pay, pay, paid, paying, payer, payee, hang, hangs, hanging, hanger, hangers, spin, spins, cycle, cycles, cylinder, cylinders, round, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, magic, magical, mystic, mystical, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Evolution of the Hanger.
'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'
'I'm a celebrity and this is my entourage.'
An Artist Until the End.
'I knew the airport was low on parking spaces, but this is ridiculous.'
Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.
101 uses of a dead cat: tie rack.
101 uses of a dead cat: coat hanger.
'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'
'Just one question. How do I ring room service?'