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'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'
'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
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'I don't like you altitude, mister. Go to your hanger. You're grounded.'
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Bat in the closet
"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"
'Would you mind not pushing all the clothes towards me while I'm looking through the rack?' 'I'm just giving you more to look at.'
'How come you sell hangers for a living, daddy?'
Dryer elves at work.
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Evolution of the Hanger.
'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'
'I'm a celebrity and this is my entourage.'
An Artist Until the End.
Expectation - Man Awaits Tree So He Can Hang Himself.
'I knew the airport was low on parking spaces, but this is ridiculous.'
101 uses of a dead cat: coat hanger.
101 uses of a dead cat: tie rack.
'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'
"I do wish them next door would use shorter nails for their pictures."