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"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
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"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
A man throws a stick for a dog to hang himself.
"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
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"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
Tags:prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, crime, punishment, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour
"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."
Tags:film, films, filming, movie, movies, director, directors, producer, producers, directing, acting, special effect, special effects, stunt, stunts, perspective, video camera, video cameras, camera, cameras, set, sets, movie set, movie sets, film set, film sets, on set, actor, actors, baby, babies, sci-fi, science fiction, hollywood, hanging, flying, low budget
"I'm sorry, but I'm morally and politically opposed to hangman."
Tags:hangman, games, game, childs games, childrens games, play, playing, child, children, childhood, modern childhood, precocious child, precocious children, death penalty, capital punishment, hang, hanging, state violence, moral stand, moral stands, abolish death penalty, abolish, liberal views, liberals, liberal, bleeding-heart liberal
A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
Tags:vote, votes, voting day, voting days, voting booth, voting booths, choice, choices, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, hang, hangs, hanging, suicide, suicides, suicidal, difficult choice, difficult choice, option, options, bad option, bad options, candidate, candidates, politician, politicians, democracy, democracies, democratic system, democratic traditions, least worst option, least worst options, lesser of two evils, two evils, compromise, compromises, compromising, compromise candidate, compromise candidates
'My lawyer got me a suspended sentence.'
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitor, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, cell, cells, cell mate, cell mates, suspended sentence, suspended sentences, suspend, suspends, suspending, suspended, suspension, suspensions, hang, hangs, hanging, hung, cellmate, cellmates, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Have you any regrets, Captain Hale? Our readers would like to know."
Tags:captain hale, military, british army, history, american history, execution, hanging, hung, hanged, noose, murder, murdered, kill, killed, killer, killers, killing, murderer, murderers, spy, spies, nathan, hale, colonies, colonist, colonists, soldier, soldiers, american revolution, revolutionary war, continental army, hero, heros, american hero, war, wars, military, journalist, journalists, journalism, reporter, reporters, news, media
'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'
'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
Tags:parent, parents, parental, towel, towels, cloth, cloths, washing, line, lines, peg, pegs, clothes, hang, hangs, hanging, hanger, hangers, doctor, doctors, paternity, paternities, uncertain, uncertainty, confirm, confirms, confirmation, confirmations, doubt, doubts, thread, threads, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
Tags:handicapped, wheelchair access, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulates, regulated, accessible, accessibility, access, politically correct, political correctness, noose, nooses, hang, hangs, hanging, hanged, hangman, hangmen, disability act, disability acts, ramp, ramps, wheelchair ramp, wheelchair ramps
Chicken Little's speech problems were a source of misunderstandings, mockery and sadly, a loss of life.
Tags:chicken, chickens, little, littles, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, speech, speeches, impediment, impediments, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstood, mock, mocks, mockery, sad, sadly, hang, hangs, hanging, window, windows, cloud, clouds, fall, falls, falling, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Is there a letter 't'?"
Tags:hangman, hang man, game, games, guessing game, guessing games, word game, word games, word puzzle, word puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, puzzling, cowboy, cowboys, alphabet, alphabets, alphabet game, alphabet games, lynch, lynches, lynching, misunderstand, misunderstanding, hanging, hangings, death penalty, black humor, dark humor, black humour, dark humour, western, westerns
'This was in the suggestion box with your name on it. The good news is the employees are starting to communicate.'
'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.
"Thanks a lot, Dr. Kevorkian, but I think I'd like a second opinion."
Welcome Stockholders: The Lynching
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'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'
'My physio recommended I never take it off.'
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, moose, deer, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, trophy, trophies, antler, antlers, head, heads, taxidermy, taxidermied, hiding, hanging, hanging out, missing, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"