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West Side Saloon: 'Wow! What a Hangover!'
'Which would you like, apple or orange juice?'
A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".
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My first mistake.
"Good God, man. You look like you didn't sleep in a hole last night."
"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."
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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
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"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."
"Can I call you back? I'm still recovering from a night of binge hiring."
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'Man! That must have been a GREAT New Years party!'
'They are not drinking. They are 'hungover' from the brainstorming session.'
"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'
'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."
The morning after her girl's night out Maude was suffering headaches, fatigue and nausea.
"I'm sorry, sir, but 311 cannot bring you hangover nachos."
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'We had a lot to drink last night.'
"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."
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'He's not himself this morning.'
Next morning he thought he was dying. His whole life flushed before his eyes.
'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'
"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"
Tags:troubleshooters, troubleshooters, data analyst, data analysts, data analysis, productivity level, productivity levels, work ethic, employee, employees, employer, employers, hangover, hangovers, hungover, problem solvers, crisis meeting, boss, employer, employers, meeting room, line graph, presentation, employee health
'Have you considered it might be something other than deomonic possession that's responsible for the green vomit and foul language?'
Sideshow Alley - 'Whoa... big night Dave?!'