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"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."
A man throws a stick for a dog to hang himself.
A man hangs himself in the voting booth.
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'My lawyer got me a suspended sentence.'
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'We're just thankful that the baby is healthy.'
Chicken Little's speech problems were a source of misunderstandings, mockery and sadly, a loss of life.
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'Look, It's not that I don't think he's mine, Sylvia. It's just that... Well, the doctor said I have a low-thread count.'
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A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
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Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
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'Well, Bart, normally I'd hold you over for trial and let the judge hang you, but this might be a crowdsourcing situation.'
"Thanks a lot, Dr. Kevorkian, but I think I'd like a second opinion."
"Oh dear Lord no! There had to have been another way!"
"Oh, I'm sure that worthless husband of mine is hanging around somewhere."
"Of course I'm no expert, but wasn't that supposed to go the other way? I mean, did you even look at the directions?"
A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.
Colin realised that the date was not going as well as he had hoped.
"Boy, the king really loves that "Suspended Sentence" joke, right?"
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'I had to get a second refrigerator. My grandchildren do such beautiful work.'
One for the road,
Artist's last painting (a noose).
"They could at least have hanged us in effigy!!"
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'I'm hanging this one on my fridge door.'
Woman selling rope on Wall Street.
'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'