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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
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Hansel and Grendel
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'I'd like the Hansel and Gretel value meal...'
"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."
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Witch's cottage covered in drugs.
'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'
Healthy Gingerbread House
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'What about Trans Fats?!'
'Gretel, this time I poisoned the bread. We'll just follow the trail of dead birds home.'
'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'
"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."
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"Not until you've eaten everything off the protein, fruit and vegetable house down the road."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."
Ansel Adams and Gretal.
Evidence of Murder
"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."
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"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"
"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."
"Trust me - you'll lure more children with gingerbread than with fruitcake."
'Why don't we apply here? I've heard they have a very generous benefits package.'
Never getting over his fixation with candy, picking out a engagement ring proved difficult for Hansel.
'What's this?! They left off the extra children!'
'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'