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"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
"First of all, this conversation never happened."
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Trump skips the climate conference to observe the holiday.
Tags:hanukkah, festival of lights, judaism, holiday, holidays, pollution, environment, climate change, global warming, trump, donald, the donald, trump administration, wall, walls, build the wall, building the wall, mexico, idiot, idiots, president, presidents, politics, political, politician, politicians, businessman, businessmen, border control, maga, make america great again, menorah, menorahs
"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."
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Eight nights of excuses
"We got you a dreidel."
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'Sorry, wrong house.'
"Thank you, sir. And have a happy holiday of your choice!"
Evolution of the Christmas Tree
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The Grinch That Stole Hanukkah
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"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"
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Deck the halls with boughs of challah...
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4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!
"He can barely remember where he put his backpack, but he's got everything memorized in that holiday toy catalog."
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Happy everything to everybody.
Now Accepting Chanuka Gelt.
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The Cohens asser their Jewish Identity during the holiday season
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Did you find our menorah?
"It's a holiday gift for my manicurist"
'I'm the ghost of Chanukah past. You said you would become a doctor, and help your fellow man.'
"We should put on some Chrismukkah music"
'Isn't it wonderful to bask in the spirituality of Chanukah? Look at the radiant light of the beautiful candles Who needs gifts!'