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"I'm trying to remember a happier time.
"Je peux garder mes chaussettes?"
Tags:hell, welcome, welcoming, welcome to hell, gate, gates, entrance, entrances, opening, guard, guards, sock, socks, keep, keeps, keeping, allow, allowed, rule, rules, belonging, belongings, unexpected, surprise, surprising, surprises, happy, content, shock, shocks, shocking, afterlife, french cartoon, french cartoons, french
How Gerald keeps going
Rate your pain...
'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'
'Money can't buy happiness? Then how much to lease it?'
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks, head shrink, head shrinks, head doctor, head doctors, session, therapy, treat, treats, treated, treating, money cant buy happiness, happy, happiness, lease, rent, hire, rich, wealth, wealthy, misunderstood, misunderstand, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"The latest poll numbers must be out."
Tags:dance, danced, dancing, dances, dancer, dancers, celebrate, celebrates, celebrated, celebrating, poll number, poll numbers, poll, polls, election, elections, november elections, us elections, 2020 elections, happiness, happy, joy, joyful, excitement, exciting, biden 2020, trump 2020, the dems, the gop
"Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at home being happy."
"I have just one more question - will it make me happy?"
Tags:materialism, consumerism, consumer, consumers, material, technology, happiness, tablet, tablets, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart-phone, smart device, consumer-culture, consumer-cultures, unhappy, happy, questioning, pointless, consumer culture, consumerist, technologies, materialistic
"I brought the bougainvillea in from the greenhouse. It wasn't happy out there."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, plant, plants, flower, flowers, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, greenhouse, greenhouses, happy, happiness, unhappy, annoyed, upset, bougainvillea, thorn, thorns, thorny, hobby, hobbies, botany, botanist, botanists, science, taking over
The bluebird of passive-aggressiveness
Tags:bluebird, bluebirds, blue bird, blue birds, bird, birds, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, passive-aggressive, passive aggressive, passive-aggression, passive aggression, happy, happiness, angry, anger, more important things, don't give it another thought, tree, trees, branch, branches
"The light goes on. I pull the lever. The food comes. It's a full life."
Tags:rat, rats, experiment, experiments, experimental, light, lights, lever, levers, food, meal, meals, appear, appears, appearing, science, science experiment, science experiments, full life, enjoy, enjoying, enjoyment, happy, skinner's rats, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, operant conditioning, food pellet, food pellets, realise, realises, realising, work out, worked out
Pollyanna in Hell.
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."
"You will have a nice day."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, smiley face, smiley faces, happy face, happy faces, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, nice day, good day, good news, positive, optimist, optimism
"God must have been very pleased."
Tags:france, notre-dame, cathedral, cathedrals, church, churches, architecture, architect, architects, religion, religious, christianity, christian, christians, catholic, catholics, catholicism, god, happy, pleased, impressive, impressed, worship, worshipping, landmark, landmarks, medieval, history, historical, gothic, art, tourist, tourists, tourism
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
"I feel so good today I could almost turn down a tax cut."
Tags:wealth, wealthy, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, the one percent, 1%, rich, riches, elite, elitist, elitism, greed, greedy, class, high class, high society, high societies, tax, taxes, tax law, tax laws, tax policy, tax policies, tax the rich, tax cut, tax cuts, taxation, good mood, feeling good, happy, happiness, content, contentment, privilege, privileged
The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
Tags:post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adults
"You can't be too rich or too thin, and we're not."
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, yard, yards, doghouse, doghouses, have it all, lucky, fortunate, well-off, rich, wealthy, happiness, happy, unhappy, money can't buy happiness, meaning of life
A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.
Tags:food, kitchen, kitchens, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, homemade, made with love, cooking with love, love, family, families, home chef, home chefs, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, woman, women, matriarch, matriarchs, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, nana, nanas, noona, noonas, steam, steaming, pots and pans, stove, stoves, oven, ovens, smile, smiles, smiling, happy, happiness, family recipe, family recipes, secret recipe, secret recipes
"I could cry when I think of the years I wasted accumulating money, only to learn that my cheerful disposition is genetic."
Tags:cheerful, cheerfulness, money, money can't buy happiness, buy happiness, buying happiness, life of privilege, genetic, gene, genes, disposition, dispositions, demeanor, deameanour, happy, happiness, arrogant, arrogance, rich, rich person, rich people, elite, elites, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, first world problem, first world problems, earn, earns, earning money, mansion, mansions, waste of time, wastes of time, wasted life, wasted lives
"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
Tags:alien, aliens, science fiction, alien abduction, alien abductions, space travel, outer space, space, travelling, traveling, tourist, tourists, tourism, souvenir, souvenirs, snowglobe, snowglobes, snow globe, snow globes, commemorative spoon, commemorative spoons, spoon, spoons, earth, planet earth, human, humans, specimen, specimens, leader, leaders, disappointing, disappointed, disappointment, pleased, happy, spaceship, spaceships, souvenir shopping