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Lady Justice eats birthday cake
"I'll give you a hint - it's sold only on TV."
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On your 80th birthday.
Tags:trousers, trouser, pant, pants, birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, belt line, belt, belts, height, growing up, grows up, grew up, grow, growing, grows, grew, keeping track, keeps track, pull your trousers up, pull your pants up, high trousers, high pants, old man, old men, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh! You gave me such a start."
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Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.
Mom Wears Her 'Security' Shirt To The Birthday Party
Tags:mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, child, childhood, childish, kid, kids, parent, parental, parenting, protect, protecting, protective, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger moms, helicopter, helicopter parent, helicopter parenting, security, security guard, bouncer, party, parties, kid's party, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, fun, games, innocence, nostalgia, happy birthday, family
"Happy birthday, Judy. And for all the other employees born in October, November, December or any of the other months, happy birthday to you, too."
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"He said his goal was to make it to 100."
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"For your birthday, I've made a list of annoying tics you might want to take care of."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, happy birthday, birthday gift, birthdays gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, getting old, getting older, ageing, bad gift, bad gifts, insult, insults, tic, tics, annoying, irritating, irritation, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."
'Why is Bob standing on his head?'
A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.
"I wanted to give you a rose for every year you've lived, but it was impossible to get that many roses. Happy birthday dear!"
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"Couldn't you say 'Happy Birthday' instead of 'One Day Closer to Death'?"
"This was supposed to be a surprise party for you, but nobody showed up."
'Pinatas for Dummies.'
Happy birthday to the purrfect pussy cat.
Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).
Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.
Happy Birthday Cake.
"Some assembly required."
"We lawyers are very conscientious about our charges and I remember that one specifically: I called to wish you a happy birthday and I got your answering machine so I just billed you a quarter of an hour."
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"Thank you so much! I'll keep this in my special box of things I can't throw away for fear of hurting someone's feelings."