Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'
"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"
Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe
Tags:merry christmas, christmas, happy christmas, happy holidays, happy new year, merry, season's greetings, mistletoe, mice, mouse, vermin, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, cat, cats, mouser, house cat, house mouse, mouse hole, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, decoration, decorations, pet, pets, domestic, domestic animal, domestic pet, kiss, kissing, eat, eating, trick, tricked, tricking, trickery
How to believe in yourself.
'Funny, every November, she always seems to find herself an overweight boyfriend with life insurance.'
Man on desert island hangs Christmas stocking on palm tree
'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'
'If you're thinking of getting me any of those gifts...'
"I say we send postcards again this year...instead of putting everything on Facebook."
"It was better before God took up knitting."
Tags:hobbies, hobby, craft, crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knits, fashion, fashions, fashionable, wool, woolen, woolens, woolen goods, jumper, jumpers, pullover, pullovers, sweater, sweaters, winter, winter fashion, winter clothes, fall fashion, fall, merry christmas, happy holidays, happy christmas, god, gods, religious imagery, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, robe, robes, halo, halos, cloud, clouds, christian, christianity, christians, wooly, heaven, heavens, heavenly
"Well, this is clearly a blatant war on Christmas that calls for nothing less than a hysterical and highly irrational response!"
Tags:war on christmas, wars on christmas, happy holidays, seasons greetings, season's greetings, secular, secular holiday, secular holidays, secularity, irrational response, irrational responses, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season, religious holiday, religious holidays, overreaction, overreactions, overreact, overreacts, over reaction
Teen and Technology on Thanksgiving.
'Venison steaks for a year! Now, Mikey will tell you the bad news.'
Reindeer Pouring Santa Flush on Stuck Father Christmas.
Tags:secular, secularism, secularist, humanism, humanist, nondenom, non-denom, nondenominational, non-denominational, non denom, non denominational, atheist, atheism, atheistic, seasons greetings, season's greetings, happy holidays, holiday, vacation, vacations, winter, wintery, carol, carols, christmas carol, snow, snow day, snow-day, singing, sing, song, songs, musical, musicians, musician, musical humor, musical humour, agnostic
Modern Day Christmas Carolers
"Why do they all gain those extra pounds at the exact same time of the year?"
Tags:christmas, christmas weight, christmas time, season's greetings, happy holidays, merry, happy, holiday, holidays, seasonal, vacation, vacations, weight, weight gain, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, thanksgiving, turkey, turkey weight, winter, winter weight, fat, fatter, fattening, health, healthy, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, moderation, fit, fitness, fitter, atlas, myth, mythology, mythological, greek, grecian, greek myth, greek myths, atlas, globe, the world
Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.
Tags:gentlemen, gentleman, chivalry, chivalrous, etiquette, polite, politely, politeness, manner, manners, gentlemanly, manly, hat tip, tip hat, tipped his hat, m'lady, weather, cold weather, snow, snowing, snowy, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, jolly, christmas, christmas time, winter time, white christmas, merry christmas, happy holidays
"I hope that isn't real fur."
Tags:vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, cruelty, cruelty free, cruelty-free, fur, fur industry, santa, santa's grotto, grotto, santa clause, santa claus, claus, animal rights, animal rights activist, fur ban, happy holidays, play on words, word play, word-play, modern, modern life, modern world, kids these days, kids say the darndest things, kid, kids, child, childhood, awareness, aware, christmas, christmas time, merry christmas
Scientists finally cracked Santa's vocabulary.
Reindeer in back of the plane wearing scarf that says 'Thanks for all the business'.
Spin the Bottle.
'This should be good.'
"I've gained ten pounds!" "Isn't that what the turkey weighed?"