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Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, pursuit of happiness, happy hour, uncle sam, statue of liberty, lady liberty, liberty enlightening the world, lady justice, iustitia, justitia, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american symbol, american symbols, personification, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, declaration of independence, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, rights, human rights, unalienable rights
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, finish, finishing, finish your drink, finishing your drink, 5 pm, 5 p.m., happy hour, cocktail, cocktails, important, most important, most important drink of the day, health, health advice
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
Tags:office, ol, offices, office lady, women, woman, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, day drinking, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drunk, drank, celebrate, celebration, slacking off, off the clock, on the clock, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
"Well, so much for happy hour."
"I got a lot done this morning, but this afternoon I just chased my tail."
Happy Hour at the Stamen & Pistil
Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas
Tags:jesus, judas, betrayal, betrayals, original sin, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, happy hour, happy hours, make up, makes up, making up, galilee, jesus christ, bible story, bible stories, gospel, gospel story, gospel stories, sing, sings, singing, karaoke, karaoke night, karaoke nights, theology, revisionism, revisionist, revisionists, scholar, scholars, bible scholar, bible scholars
Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."
'When's happy hour?'
Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7
"The business climate is great. The business weather sucks.''
The Blame Game 5 to 7
Superman's Final Years
Tags:superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, advertisements, advertise, advertising, banner, banners, billboard, billboards, flying, flight, fly, happy hour, drink deal, drink deals, beer, bar, bars, pub, pubs, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, retirement, retired, retire, aerial advertising
The Happy Hour II
Tags:martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, happy hours, olive, olives, bartender, bartenders, bartending, pun, puns, barkeeper, barkeepers, barkeeping, training wheels, beginner, beginners, dry martini, dry martinis, put on airs, putting on airs, toothpick, toothpicks, pimiento, pimientos
A clown walks into a bar with a sign that reads "Funny Hour 5:00 to 6:00 pm".
"Want to sneak around the corner for 'Happy hour'?"
"Happy hour is beginning to scare the bejeezus out of me."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, happy hour, happy hours, happy, smile, smiles, smiling, grin, grins, grinning, too happy, creepy, scary, uncomfortable, awkward, bejeezus
"We ought to have a drink at work, sometime."
"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, the little thing, post lunch, post-lunch, bars, bar, barfly, bar fly, barflies, bar flies, management, drink, drinking, alcohol, day drinking, happy hour, office drone, drones, drone, rat race, rat-race, day in, drudge, drudgery, spice up, spice, grill, grills, beer, work beer, break, breaks, short break, short breaks, modern world, modern life
Mom's Bar & Grill
Tags:bar, bars, grill, grills, bar and grill, bar & grill, restaurant, restaurants, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, sign, signs, signage, happy hour, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, happy, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, relationship, working mom, working mum, working moms, working mums, relationships, family, families, word play, wordplay
Answer to the news explosion
"Oh, come on—it's 8 a.m. somewhere."
"I'm skipping 'Happy Hour,' Carl—it's Friday night—zen tennis clinic at the shul."
Tags:businessmen, businessman, happy hour, pub, pubs, bar, bars, drinking, alcohol, plan, plans, skipping, friday night, friday nights, shul, shuls, synagogue, synagogues, temple, temples, sport, sports, tennis, clinic, clinics, lesson, lessons, leisure, jewish, judaism, hobby, hobbies, zen, meditation