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"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"
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"I married for love. I divorced for money."
". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"
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"If I weren't so fond of you, I'd probably be really fond of someone else."
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"Good fences make good marriages."
"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."
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"Of course it will work, Penny. You're post-feminist and I'm post-chauvinist."
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"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"I can't get over it. You kids are still like honeymooners."
"I have been happily married... three times!"
"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."
"It's a perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All it needs is the disclaimer, Professional Actors, Don't Try This at home."
'Did you know that arsenic has absolutely no trans fat?'
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"Why can't you take out a full-page newspaper ad and tell everyone how happy we are?"
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Frankenstein's Reading Light
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"What's it like to have sexually active parents?"
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"And I'm sure you remember Sid and Monica... You know, the unhappy couple that doesn't know how unhappy they are?"
"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."
"Nothing's wrong, that's what's wrong."
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"We've been happily married for five years. Next week we celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary."
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"Every night when I go home my wife whispers those three little words, 'wipe your feet'."
'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'