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"I married for love. I divorced for money."
"If I weren't so fond of you, I'd probably be really fond of someone else."
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"Good fences make good marriages."
"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"I can't get over it. You kids are still like honeymooners."
"I have been happily married... three times!"
"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."
"It's a perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All it needs is the disclaimer, Professional Actors, Don't Try This at home."
"She no longer laughs at my joke."
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"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."
"Nothing's wrong, that's what's wrong."
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"We've been happily married for five years. Next week we celebrate our 30th wedding anniversary."
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'If you don't want people to stare, you shouldn't have let on your parents are happily married.'
"When I married your father, I stopped reading."
"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."
'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'
"We invested everything we had in our marriage."
"Son, the key to a happy marriage is listening, or at least purr and pretend you are."
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'For a long and happy marriage, my advice to the groom is to always say 'okay, buy it'.'
'I used to be happily married, now my wife is happily married...'
'It was a beautiful wedding. It almost made me happy to be married.'
Wife upset husband reading a book entitled, 'How to be happy though married'.
'Jack is such a nice husband: He treats me like dirt...'