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"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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'It's your computer. I'll have to call in a systems analyst.'
"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."
"Welcome to Heaven. Here's all the computer files you lost in your life that you forgot to back up."
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"You'll be please to know we've ascertained the problem - a vampiric virus that simply requires a stake through the hard-drive."
Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?
'The diagnostic computer results are in. You need a new hard drive.'
"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
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"I always feel refreshed after scrubbing a hard drive."
'Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than just giving me your computer with your resume on it.'
'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'
Tom hated the daily hard drive to his hard drive!
'So it's a deal - I'll reinitialize your hard drive and you remove this child-proof cap.'
'Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive.'
"I'm leaving you, Bill. I need to upgrade my ram."
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'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'
'Someone's hacked into my hard drive and dumped everything!'
'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'
"Your computer's hard drive has gone soft."
"I'm afraid he's lost his mind...do you know if he kept back-up?"
"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."
"I've installed a new internal hard drive. Damn machine's still not working!"
"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"
You better hope that Santa doesn't access your hard drive!
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