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"I was told I needed to clean out my computer, so that's what I did. Maybe I used the wrong detergent in the washer, because it won't work now."
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computer repair, computer repairs, it tech, it techs, it technician, it technicians, computer skill, computer skills, it skill, it skills, technical skill, technical skills, luddite, luddites, detergent, detergents, laundry, laundries, hard-drive, harddrive, file, files, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."
"Welcome to Heaven. Here's all the computer files you lost in your life that you forgot to back up."
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heaven, heavens, computer file, computer files, backup, backups, file, files, back up, back ups, back-up, back-ups, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, pearly gates, heavenly gates, computer geek, computer geeks, harddrive, harddrives, hard-drive, hard-drives, computer file, computer files, usb, usb stick, usb sticks"You'll be please to know we've ascertained the problem - a vampiric virus that simply requires a stake through the hard-drive."
Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?
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magnet, magnets, harddrive, hard drive, hard-drive, wipe, wiping, wiping information, erasing information, erase, erases, erasing, wipes, pc, pcs, delete, deleted, deleting, revenge"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
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it tech, it techs, it technician, it technicians, computer tech, computer techs, computer technician, computer technicians, harddrive, harddrives, hard-drive, hard-drives, hard drive, hard drives, computer problem, computer problems, technical problem, technical problems, it support, computer support, it department, technical jargon, frustration, frustrated'Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than just giving me your computer with your resume on it.'
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online, harddrive, hard drive, hard-drive, hard drives, hard-drives, resume, resumes, cv, cvs, résumé, résumés, resumé, resumés, hr, human resources, personnel, department, departments, online application, online applications, computer, applicant, applicants, job, jobs'So it's a deal - I'll reinitialize your hard drive and you remove this child-proof cap.'
"I'm leaving you, Bill. I need to upgrade my ram."
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ram, rams, goat, goats, ewe, ewes, sheep, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, upgraded, mountain goat, mountain goats, computer upgrade, computer upgrades, computer ram, harddrive, hard-drive, hard drive, harddrives, hard-drives, hard drives, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, divorce, divorces"I already installed a new driver on our computer, now I might have to do it on our car."
"I've installed a new internal hard drive. Damn machine's still not working!"
"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"
You better hope that Santa doesn't access your hard drive!
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