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Los Alamos Hard Drives
The six stages of hard drive death and dying.
'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'
'You can store everything in a flash drive just like this. It's your whole life flashed before your eyes.'
Jeff's new computer came with the wrong kind of ram.
'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'
"Then the hard drive says to the floppy, 110010001110011..."
"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."
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'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'
'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'
'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'
"I'm making sure my hard drive's car of any data."
'I store all my data in the cloud.'
'All I did for him, and he just dumped me for new media.'
"I've driven cross country with my wife, three kids and a dog. I know what a hard drive is."
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"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."
"He's our back-up if our computers fail."
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"Oh, that - that's the hard drive from my first marriage."
'The diagnostic computer results are in. You need a new hard drive.'
Jeff looked through his WINDOWS at the birds MIGRATING into the CLOUD and realised there was something he had been putting off doing. Yes, it was time to buy a new stapler.
"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."
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"When I was asking about how much memory you had left, it wasn't about you, Andrews!"
'Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than just giving me your computer with your resume on it.'