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'It's okay, I'm wearing safety contact lenses.'
'Yes you did, Mike. You just said 'perchance.' And yesterday you called me 'my good fellow.' Twice.'
Hat in Hand
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'Where was your hard hat?'
"And this is where we adjust the interest rate."
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"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."
'This day is just going from bad to worse!'
'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '
'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'
'Don't you worry about hitting a window?'
Danger - Hard Hat Area
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"Thank God he was wearing a safety helmet."
Caution: You are entering a hard hat area
'I think we need to take another look at your risk-management strategy.'
Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.
Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'
'That should help employees remember the safety rules!'
'Oh picky,picky!! We TOLD you there'd be a little mess while we replaced the sidewalk!!'
'You won't be nedding the hard hat, as we'll be making the entire structure out of jelly'
Builders and Tea.
'I see it as an adventure Joe...and the best adventures are the ones that challenge you...Ah...and this would explain your collection of hazmat suits.'
"It's part of our new concussion protocol."
'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'
Caution Brick Wall: Wear Proper Head Gear.