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"Care To Try Our latest Fragrance"
Tags:hazmat, hazmats, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, gasmask, gas mask, protection, protective, protect, protective suit, fumigate, fumigation, fumigator, department, department store, department stores, dept, dept stores, fragrances, fragrance, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, perfume, perfumery, perfumes, perfumed, perfume counter, counter, store, stores, industrial, industrial equipment, overkill, over kill, over-kill, ott, over the top, trend, trending, trends, trendy, fashionable, fashions
Tags:staff picks, best of the month, staff recommendations, recommendations, recommendation, torture, torture equipment, torturing, torture victim, medieval dungeons, medieval dungeon, medieval torture, medieval, bad choice, bad choices, no choice, shopping, shops, retail, selling, hard sell, selling techniques
"Now this baby can hold up to five hundred magnets."
Tags:fridge magnets, magnets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge-freezer, ice-box, freezer, salesman, salesperson, selling, sell, hard sell, shop, shopping, buy, buying, souvenir, souvenirs, tacky souvenirs, bad reasons, bad reason, sales pitch, sales pitches, salesmanship, salesmen, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
'Hey, no problem! I've always felt that a little sales resistance is a healthy thing!'
"I could show you folks how to tap into your hovel's equity."
Tags:shack, shacks, hovel, hovels, poor, poverty, outback, shotgun shack, low end, sales, sales pitch, inappropriate, hard sell, tough sell, sell, selling, sales pitches, west, western, westerns, wild west, desert, wasteland, deserted, empty, real estate, real-estate, property, properties, property ladder, equity, equitable, home, homes, housing, houses, housing market, home owners
"Of course, it's hard to tell what a place really looks like without furniture."
Tags:car, cars, used car, used cars, used car salesman, salesman, car salesman, salesmen, salesperson, sales representative, salespeople, sales representatives, hard sell, selling, sales technique, sales techniques, sales, dishonest, dishonesty, old banger, old bangers, inflatable car, inflatable cars, oops, mistake, mistakes
"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."
Tags:engineer, engineering, german engineering, auto, autos, automobile, car, cars, motor, motors, sports car, muscle car, sales, salesman, salesmen, showroom, car salesman, advanced engineering, mechanic, mechanical engineering, mechanics, car maintenance, hard sell, hardsell, hard-sell, couple, couples, buy, buyer, buyers, customer, customers, customer service, spin, rhetoric, persuade, persuasive, persuading, persuades, dupe, duped, crook, model, car model
"It's great for quesadillas."
Tags:tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flatscreen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"
'His foot-in-the-door technique has to be seen to be believed.'
"I agree, it's a lot of bang for the buck. And thumping, whining, clicking, clacking, clanging, grinding, buzzing and rattling."
'So comfortable you could just fall asleep at the wheel' - Some folks just aren't cut out for sales.
'Technology can be addictive. If the above is familiar - get help.'
'We're calling it... 'World war zit!''
'Lemonade (& Batman)'
Tags:sale, sales, hard sell, salesman, sales man, salesmen, sales men, saleswoman, start them young, kid, kids, lemonade, lemonade stand, lemonade stands, sell, selling, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, caped, capes, iconic, iconic image, customer, customers, drawing, draw them in, ad, ads, advert, advertisement, advertizing, advertising, childhood, sibling, siblings, younger, younger brother, younger brothers, little brother, little brothers, priority, priorities, comic, comics, comicbook, comic book
This one has six USB ports, firewire, a powerful 2000 MHz chipset, AND it'll match your Regency wallpaper, Madam.
Ed Revere, Spam Courier
Tags:revere, american history, historical, historical figures, paul revere, civil war, midnight ride, us history, usa, revolution, revolutionary, courier, spam, spam mail, spam email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e mail, e mails, spammer, spammed, fish joke, sale, sales, salesmen, salesman, hard sell, unsolicited, telemarketer, telemarketing, telemarket, hourse back, ye olde
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'I wouldn't wait too long, for a limited time banks are offering low interest loans on coronary bypass surgery.'
"Apparently if we don't purchase the extended warranty, the terrorists win."
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicide, suicides, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
"...You are now insured against...any attempt by me to sell you anymore insurance"
"And how about that kitchen? Talk about easy clean-up."
Tags:house, home, homes, houses, real estate, residential, residence, residences, property, properties, sales, salesman, real estate agent, real estate agents, hard sell, hard sells, cozy, cosy house, cosy houses, cozy house, cozy houses, kitchen, kitchens, tiny home, tiny homes, tiny house, tiny houses, trend, trends, trendy, bright side, bright sides, glass half full
"How soon can you start?"
Tags:job interview, job interviews, nail it, nails it, nailed it, nailing it, aggressive salesperson, aggressive salespeople, aggressive saleswoman, aggressive saleswomen, hard sell, hard sells, salesperson, salespeople, salesman, salesmen, help wanted, help wanted sign, help wanted signs, commission, commissions