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An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."
"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."
"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."
"Shh. He doesn't know he's adopted yet."
Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.
"I don't know, Baldo. I like being an assistant manager and all...but I'm not sure this job is for me."
'You need a lot more money.'
"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."
"Hey, Bill! Long time no see! How ya doin'?"