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"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."
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"Remember son: Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% media manipulation."
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"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."
"Our new insourcing policy means you'll be doing all the work."
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"I'd better get busy. I have a lot of coffee to drink."
Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge
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"I work hard and I play hard."
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'You see what hard work and a goal can lead to? They started with carrier pigeons.'
"I keep pretty busy on the outside. If it weren't for these occasional incarcerations, I'd never get any vacation at all."
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"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."
'Yes, yes, I get the symbolism, Mr. Sanchez. You can wear many hats. Very clever.'
"Here comes the really hard part!"
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'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'
"I had been moving money around all day, then I started shifting some blame."
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'This hill is tough going.' - 'I'd better keep the brake on in case we go backwards.'
Died After A Brave Battle With Everything
"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."
The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'
"For God's sake! Pick up you own damn money!"
'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'
'It's true that each week you give 100% to your teaching, but you're giving it 20% per day.'
'To you, it's doing my work for me. To me... it's teamwork.'
"She left me for an engine that could."
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The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon
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